"Bob" sold it, I smoked it, that settles it.

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 02:59:56 GMT

Awesome show tonight. Next week's guest A.C. Slater

The Steve Barman Show

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:43:59 GMT

The Steve Barman Show S01E01 "Fabio Covered in Blood" (ipod) from steve barman on Vimeo.

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:51:53 GMT

I need a band or 2 to be on my show for this weekend. Quickest response gets the booking

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:11:22 GMT

Awaiting dessert. Chris' heart is too hot.

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:29:16 GMT

Troll 2 sex scene, so good kevin had to make popcorn

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:20:25 GMT

About to do The Steve Barman Show, once our guest and camera man arrive. Cross your fingers that they both arrive.

Six apart?

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:53:09 GMT

Six apart doesn't own livejournal anymore?! So does that mean I can come back to livejournal??:?

UPDATE

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:04:54 GMT

Well,

Livejournal is still shit. I want the five minutes I've just spent on it back.

I now blog with wordpress as devolutionary.

I got married. completely happy.

Also, by the way, what the fuck is the point in having your twitter update to your livejournal when people could just ADD your Twitter account or ADD the RSS feed. Seems like everyone is doing it and it seems a bit stupid.

Back shortly

Sun, 05 Aug 2007 17:05:41 GMT

This LJ is temporarily back online while I move all the entries over to <a href="http://devolutionary.wordpress.com">wordpress</a>

DEATH

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:31:08 GMT

This livejournal is dead.

you can find me here: http://devolutionary.wordpress.com/

wordpress is way more slick than LJ, I gotta say. And I'm not just saying that cuz I'm there.

I am leaving livejournal forever

Sat, 02 Jun 2007 04:42:39 GMT

Please go to this link

http://devolutionary.wordpress.com/2007/06/02/why-i-left-livejournal-or-wordpress-no1/

This is my last livejournal post. Goodbye lj!

Steve and Kelly's Golden Shower Ep01

Wed, 30 May 2007 16:19:08 GMT

FEEL FREE TO SUBSCRIBE VIA YOUTUBE

hmm

Wed, 30 May 2007 01:17:38 GMT

Today was my first full day at the dishwashing job. Out of the 3 people who applied, 3 were screenwriters. I don't know why I got the job over the other people, I just did. My fingers hurt as I type. This is the only job someone can work 2 days without being made to submit any ID whatsoever. I don't think my boss knows my last name. Her son works for Sam Rami apparently, possibly his first AD. I don't know for sure. I'll know on thurs.

Yay for independent film!

Tue, 29 May 2007 05:29:05 GMT

I'm Associate Producer for this film:
http://www.myspace.com/tennesseewaltzmovie

if you love me you'll add it to your friends!

oh, and if anyone wants to work on it for IMDB credit, let me know. I'm not funding the movie financially, so... it WILL get made!

Sat, 26 May 2007 23:45:17 GMT

I need linux help bad, anyone familiar?

Script Frenzy

Thu, 24 May 2007 22:19:45 GMT

http://www.scriptfrenzy.org/eng/user/185784

Script writing competition. You write 20,000 words in a month, you win! YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYA.

check it out.

CONTROL - The Ian Curtis movie.

Thu, 24 May 2007 19:30:01 GMT

I FUCKING HATE YOU

Wed, 23 May 2007 17:46:20 GMT

NO, I don't really.

SO recently I've been using these 2 great web services, so much that I kinda want to plug them for free.

Guerrillamail.com is randomly generated email inboxes that last for 15 minutes (you can extend them too). So when you sign up for websites and you don't want to give them your email, it's perfect! Also, this allows you to respond to their test emails.

Guerrilla will only let you recieve mail, so if you want to tell some jackass on craigslist that you need a party cornaditor you can use AnonymousSpeech to send them an anon email asking them about it.

I'm a son of a bitch. I think I'll start a video blog so I'm more like blossom, the problem with that it takes forever for youtube to upload a video. Oh well.

Anyone who wants to watch lost at my house tonight is welcome to.

Important news

Tue, 22 May 2007 15:51:47 GMT

Consumating's Photo Contest

Mon, 21 May 2007 18:45:41 GMT

Making out: with friends, lovers, even with yourself! Show us!

Vote for me at Consumating!

Consumating's Question of the Week

Mon, 21 May 2007 18:43:48 GMT

Eyes forward and no slouching! Who's standing with you in your police line-up?

(From Consumating)

WhoShotNiceGuy Contest

Sun, 20 May 2007 19:47:56 GMT

ppp 044, originally uploaded by stevepareidolia.

Hey! Welcome to my first annual NAME THAT ASS CONTEST!

If you can name the owners of both of theses asses (and you are not one of the owners of the asses) you win a copy of my new zine! to enter, email your best guess to:

steve.praises.bob@gmail.com

contest ends May 30th, 2007
offer not valid in Alaska or Hawaii contiguous 48 states only.

notebook

Sat, 19 May 2007 23:16:48 GMT

I have a rediculous amount of notebooks in my room, most of which have 10 pages full and the rest are white pages. I enjoy filling notebooks on a deep leve. I've recently stopped buying them. I also need to have a more organized system of going through them so they don't jump chronologically so much. I feel that I need to start journaling more (maybe in livejournal?). I can type a lot faster than I can write but I enjoy writing on paper more to a certain extent because I'm less conscious of the words on the page and I'm more able to let my mind go into a stream of consciousness.

I will be playing Poker at Joe's (t00ls0b3r) so get ready for death all of yous that think you can handle it. by death I mean: getting beat at poker.

Miles told me to get a job at t-bell. I just puked twice.

I think I'm turning Japanese

Wed, 16 May 2007 19:17:59 GMT

Hey buddies

Does anyone want to put up a torrent of The Vapours (The Vapors) "New Clear days" album?

you'll be my hero forever.

health? what's that?

Tue, 15 May 2007 18:53:48 GMT

So,

I quit smoking again. I haven't smoked a cigarette since saturday night. so that's about 2 days. Good for me. Now I'm going to try to lose weight to counter-act my non-smoking weight gain. I'm going to do this by not eating between the hours of 11pm and 11am, that should stop me from late night snaking (and Sharon). Right now I weigh 205.4, I'm going to try to lose 30 pounds in the next several months. good luck me.

and also, Time Warner has helped instigate postal hikes in a way so that large publishers pay the least and smaller independent media outlets take the largest postal hike. Marx's concentration of capital anyone?

Oh, and I have a counterpoint to the debate we got in on Saturday nickerson.